The Undertaker's Horse
by Rudyard Kipling
Transcript
Welcome to Cowboy Classics with Scott Pallet. Tonight the Undertaker's Horse the eldest, the eldest son bestrides him and the pretty.
Speaker B:Daughter rides him and I meet him.
Speaker C:Off the mornings on the course.
Speaker B:And there kindles in my bosom an.
Speaker C:Emotion chill and gruesome as I canter.
Speaker A:Past the Undertaker's Horse.
Speaker B:Neither shy is he nor is restive.
Speaker A:But a hideously suggestive trot professional and Placidi effects and the cadence of isof.
Speaker B:Beats to my mind this grim reproof beats.
Speaker C:Mend your pace, my friend, I'm coming.
Speaker A:Who's the next stud bread of ill omen?
Speaker C:I have watched the strongest go men.
Speaker B:Of pith and mite and muscle at your heels down the plantain bordered highway have inscended narmby my way in a lacquered box and jetty upon the wheels.
Speaker C:Answer, somber beast and dreary. Where is Brown, the young, the cheery smiths, the pride of all his friends.
Speaker A:And half the force you were at.
Speaker B:The last dread DAC. We must cover out a walk. Bring them back to me, O Undertaker's Horse, with your mane unhogged and flowing.
Speaker D:And your curious way of going and that business like black crimping of your.
Speaker B:Tail even with a beauty on your back, sir.
Speaker A:Patient as a lady's hack, sir, what wonder when I meet you I turn pale. It may be you wait your time, beast, till I write my last bad rhyme.
Speaker D:Beast, quit the sunlight, cut the rhyme.
Speaker A:And drop the glass. Follow after with the others where some.
Speaker D:Dusky heathen smothers us with marigolds in.
Speaker A:Lieu of English grass, or for chance.
Speaker B:In years to follow, I shall watch.
Speaker A:Your plump sides hollow, see carnifast gone, lane become a coarse, see old age at last, or power you and the.
Speaker D:Station back devour you.
Speaker C:I shall chuckle, then.
Speaker D:O, Undertaker's horse.
Speaker A:But to insult job and quest, I've.
Speaker D:Still the hideously suggestive trot that hammers out the unrelenting text, and I hear it hard behind me. In what place, sore? I'll find me sure to catch you sooner or later. Who's the next?
Speaker E:Thank you for joining us for Cowboy Classics with Scott Paladin. Our work tonight was The Undertaker's Horse by Rudyard Kipling. I have been your host, Scott Paladin, and this has been a production of the Library of Cursed Knowledge podcast Network.
The Undertaker's Horse
by Rudyard Kipling
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Cowboy Classics is read by Scott Paladin
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